| Some days are better than others |
[15 Oct 2009|09:38am] |
So, it's been 4 years since I started dating the most wonderful, smart, sexy, funny, awesome, giving, every-other-adjective-of-kickass woman in this or any other galaxy.
In a little less than a year, we'll be going down the aisle to proclaim to the world something I've long known - this is my soulmate. This is my family. This is my life. This is everything I never knew I wanted until it happened. This is my bride.
I wouldn't trade the worst day with her for the best day without her. I can't help but gush with overly sentimental saccharine. I can't find the right words so I resort to Hallmark worthy boasts.
What can I say? She's the only one for me. The best of times, the worst of times; she's been there for me when she had every right to walk away. That kind of faith leaves me in awe. That kind of love breeds only more of the same.
I know I'm barely stumbling through this coherently. It's like trying to fill a teacup with a tidal wave. This pathetic medium just isn't enough to express my love. I'm glad I've got the rest of my life to show her how grateful I am to have her.
I love you. Yesterday. Now. Forever. Until the goddamn stars go dark.
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[05 Mar 2009|09:43pm] |
Totally fake, but beyond awesome. There's a lot of little touches for those that have read the comic obsessively :)
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[18 Feb 2009|04:29pm] |
- Describe me in one word... just one single word. Positive or negative.
- Leave your word in a comment before looking at what words others have used.
-Then copy and paste the meme to your journal to find out how people will describe you when limited to one word.
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[16 Feb 2009|09:42am] |
Home ownership, day 18; the story so far (in vaguely chronological order)...
Had refrigerator and washer / dryer delivered. Sears outlet1 is awesome.
http://tinyurl.com/cd5mow = 900 bucks!
While trying to hook up clothes washer, discovered that the old hot hose was seized up onto the valve.
Cut the copper above the valve and installed new one.
Installed new thermostat.
Primered the basement and main level with *huge* help from GerAmyMo. Painted the living room2 and kitchen3.
Water heater blew an element. By blew, I mean it actually expelled itself from the unit. In an elegant bit of serendipity, I bought a shop-vac that morning on a whim.
Installed new elements and thermostats on water heater.
Main sewage line from house stopped up and dumped (thank god) only clothes washer and shower water.
Vacuumed up sudsy water for a few hours. Had plumber snake sewage line. I can fix a lot of things, but some shit4 you leave to the professionals.
Installed 2 ceiling light fixtures.
Tonight's experiment: Can I install a new single gang outlet and a garbage disposal? stay tuned!
Also putting a new faucet in, but that I've actually done before.
1Scratch N Dent Warehouse!
2Green!
3Burgundy!
4Pun!
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[04 Feb 2009|11:03am] |
hi internets.
I got engaged.
We bought a house.
pictures later.
bye internets.
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[19 Nov 2008|07:34am] |
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
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[04 Nov 2008|03:57pm] |
so very very wrong...but I can't help myself
( Read more... )
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[26 Oct 2008|01:06am] |
holy crap. mr. boddy from the clue movie was lee ving, lead singer of FEAR.
"i love living in the city!"
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[21 Oct 2008|09:30am] |
They had his funeral. Carried him down to the graveyard.
Dolemite was dead, but his dick was still hard.
The preacher said, "Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust."
Said, "I'm glad this little bad muthafucka called Dolemite is no longer here with us!"
R.I.P. Rudy Ray Moore
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| And now it's time for.... |
[01 Oct 2008|08:44am] |
The VP debate drinking game.
here are the rules:
A "Drink" is defined as a simple sip of whatever beverage you prefer. No straight shots please. Alcohol poisoning is never fun.
Every time Sarah Palin bats her eyelashes, or does anything coquettish at all really: 1 drink
Every time Joe Biden's mouth starts a'running long before his brain has a chance to intervene: 1 drink
Every time Sarah Palin uses the wrong talking point (IE. "So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions." when talking about the Bailout): 2 drinks
Every time Joe Biden mentions "Washington insiders" or "Golden parachute": 2 drinks
add your own in the comments!
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[25 Sep 2008|10:49pm] |
ok, so the 2 kids 1 sandbox video is making rounds again. i remember it from damn near a decade ago and it's still just as fucked up.
on another side, i <3 the spore and you should friend Cacie and augalicious and let me know so i can friend you back.
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[04 Sep 2008|09:32pm] |
ganked from woodstick
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